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(After these messages... Er Nicknames)
Denver Nuggets Roster
| Name | POS | Age | HT | WT | College | Salary | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 |
SF
|
29
|
6' 5"
|
181 lbs
|
Memphis
|
$13,723,214
|
|
 |
C
|
21
|
7' 2"
|
209 lbs
|
Oregon
|
$2,058,240
|
|
 |
PG
|
29
|
5' 11"
|
165 lbs
|
--
|
$3,200,000
|
|
 |
SF
|
23
|
6' 8"
|
236 lbs
|
--
|
$1,517,981
|
|
 |
PG
|
24
|
6' 6"
|
205 lbs
|
South Carolina
|
$1,762,796
|
|
 |
PF
|
30
|
6' 8"
|
227 lbs
|
Alabama
|
$7,199,760
|
|
 |
PG
|
19
|
6' 6"
|
176 lbs
|
--
|
$2,193,040
|
|
 |
SG
|
26
|
6' 4"
|
205 lbs
|
Michigan State
|
$19,610,714
|
|
 |
C
|
22
|
7' 0"
|
249 lbs
|
--
|
$1,620,564
|
|
 |
PG
|
21
|
5' 11"
|
180 lbs
|
Marquette
|
--
|
|
 |
C
|
25
|
7' 0"
|
284 lbs
|
--
|
$29,542,010
|
|
 |
PF
|
35
|
6' 7"
|
257 lbs
|
Louisiana Tech
|
$1,000,000
|
|
 |
PG
|
25
|
6' 2"
|
183 lbs
|
Iowa State
|
$1,588,231
|
|
 |
PG
|
23
|
6' 4"
|
215 lbs
|
Kentucky
|
$27,285,000
|
|
 |
PF
|
19
|
6' 11"
|
240 lbs
|
Arizona
|
$2,284,800
|
|
 |
PF
|
22
|
6' 10"
|
218 lbs
|
Missouri
|
$3,550,800
|
|
 |
SF
|
27
|
6' 8"
|
212 lbs
|
Georgetown
|
--
|
Coach: Michael "Post" Malone
Los Angeles Lakers Roster
| Name | POS | Age | HT | WT | College | Salary | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 |
PF
|
23
|
6' 10"
|
200 lbs
|
Dayton
|
--
|
|
 |
PF
|
24
|
6' 7"
|
240 lbs
|
North Carolina-Wilmington
|
--
|
|
 |
SG
|
27
|
6' 5"
|
205 lbs
|
Georgia
|
$12,073,020
|
|
 |
SG
|
26
|
6' 4"
|
186 lbs
|
Texas A&M
|
$2,750,000
|
|
 |
PG
|
27
|
6' 1"
|
180 lbs
|
Duke
|
$1,620,564
|
|
 |
PF
|
27
|
6' 10"
|
253 lbs
|
Kentucky
|
$32,742,000
|
|
 |
SF
|
35
|
6' 6"
|
237 lbs
|
Boston College
|
$1,620,564
|
|
 |
C
|
36
|
6' 11"
|
255 lbs
|
--
|
$2,564,753
|
|
 |
C
|
27
|
6' 7"
|
253 lbs
|
Louisville
|
$9,258,000
|
|
 |
SG
|
20
|
6' 4"
|
233 lbs
|
Iowa State
|
$1,517,981
|
|
 |
SF
|
36
|
6' 9"
|
250 lbs
|
--
|
$39,219,565
|
|
 |
SF
|
25
|
6' 10"
|
220 lbs
|
Utah
|
$3,562,178
|
|
 |
SG
|
34
|
6' 4"
|
221 lbs
|
Marquette
|
$3,623,000
|
|
 |
SF
|
28
|
6' 7"
|
215 lbs
|
Green Bay
|
$1,762,796
|
|
 |
PF
|
31
|
6' 9"
|
245 lbs
|
Kansas
|
$1,620,564
|
|
 |
PG
|
27
|
6' 3"
|
172 lbs
|
--
|
$16,000,000
|
Coach: Frank "Joe Gatto" Vogel
Update: Greg Whittington will miss another one with a left knee sprain and PJ is now out with a hammy. For the Lakers:
Re-up: Yes I'm aware that trades/acquisitions may have been made and the above roster and or coach for the opposing team may be inaccurate. Hopefully you are aware that the fan-post format isn't equipped to make adjustments to the above template, so it often results in entire pieces being destroyed and or hours of work being lost. Simply put, it's not worth the additional effort/risk to change once the Nuggets have faced an opponent once. No disrespect intended. Tune in next season and I assure you the first time Denver plays your team, the roster will be up to date.
Re-re-up: Data only for the time being. Far too much, very-real life transpiring at the moment, mostly surrounding the health of loved ones and that is the bulk of my responsibility ATM. Apologies. Analysis should return in roughly a month, barring unforseen circumstances. The data is sound.
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Data:
TPM™ Game 21 LAL
Nikola Jokic: +23
Jamal Murray: +17
Michael Porter Jr: -5
Will Barton: +4
Gary Harris: N/A
Paul Millsap: +1
Monte Morris: +13
Isaiah Hartenstein: +1
JaMychal Green: +3
PJ Dozier : N/A
Bol Bol: +1
Facundo Campazzo: +0
Zeke Nnaji: +1
RJ Hampton: +3
Vlatko Cancar: N/A
Greg Whittington: N/A
Markus Howard: -4
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Total TPM™
Nikola Jokic: 21 games +812
Jamal Murray: 20 games +364
Michael Porter Jr: 11 games +84
Will Barton: 21 games +84
Gary Harris: 18 games +96
Paul Millsap: 21 games +90
Monte Morris: 21 games +220
Isaiah Hartenstein: 14 games +42
JaMychal Green: 17 games +167
PJ Dozier: 17 games +40
Bol Bol: 12 games +3
Facundo Campazzo: 20 games +100
Zeke Nnaji: 10 games -15
RJ Hampton: 12 games +1
Vlatko Cancar: 9 games -8
Greg Whittington: N/A
Markus Howard: 10 games +2
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Avg. TPM™ Per Game
Nikola Jokic: +38.67
Jamal Murray: +18.20
Michael Porter Jr: +7.64
Will Barton: +4.00
Gary Harris: +5.33
Paul Millsap: +4.29
Monte Morris: +10.48
Isaiah Hartenstein: +3.00
JaMychal Green: +9.82
PJ Dozier: +2.35
Bol Bol: +0.25
Facundo Campazzo: +5.00
Zeke Nnaji: -1.50
RJ Hampton: +0.08
Vlatko Cancar: -0.89
Greg Whittington: N/A
Markus Howard: +0.20
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TPM™ Per-Minute Splits Through game 17:
*Credit DomP on the Spreadsheet. It's as if my (nerdy) baby (TPM™) learned to speak
Analysis:
Qtr1- The Nuggets go with their second starting five, consisting of Murray, Harris, Barton, Millsap & Jokic. The Lakers counter with Wright, Ellignton, Grant, Griffin & Plumlee.
Denver is paced in TPM by __ as they __ after one.
Nikola Jokic: + Jamal Murray: + Will Barton: + Gary Harris: + Paul Millsap: + Monte Morris: + JaMichael Green: + Isaiah Hartenstein: + PJ Dozier: + Bol Bol:N/A Facundo Campazzo: + Zeke Nnaji: N/A RJ Hampton: N/A Vlatko Cancar: N/A Markus Howard: N/A
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Qtr2- The
Denver is paced in TPM by __ as they __ at the half.
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Qtr3- The __
Denver is paced in TPM by __ as they __after three.
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Qtr4- The
Denver is paced in TPM by __ as they __
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Final Thoughts:
- Denver loses 93-114
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We Suck Again!
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For context pertaining to the statistical aspects of this piece, please open this link: TPM™
A brief statement with regard to this piece on whole:
As a means to avoid repeating myself I will include this descriptive diatribe in all TPM posts going forward.
Sure I like statistics; ever since I was a child collecting sports cards and later a pre-teen who ran pre-internet fantasy sports leagues on ink/paper/spreadsheet for the four major US pro-leagues, I've been fascinated by box-score stats but I'm by no means an expert.
I created TPM (which has been around longer than RPM incidentally and unlike them, I fully disclose my non-proprietary system and I contextualize the action rather than being a boring, mysterious, predictive metric) because it does add immediate and accessible context to what we see and what the numbers indicate, which I like.
While the data is meticulously tracked and demonstrably sound, I'm a creative type, not an engineer. Algorithm is the bane of my existence in fact. I'd far rather approach life with the intrigue of expected surprise than attempt to get to the bottom of why things are the way they are. There are many engineers in my family so I totally understand that joy can be derived from finding solutions to problems, I just can't relate. It's not fun for me. THIS is for the most part, not fun for me.
Now I'm a 44 year old man who was born during the season in which the team I love joined the NBA. I happen to have a lifetime of experience with this sport in several different capacities, including playing (highly underrated within the writing community) so I understand basketball theory in a way most (by no means all) pundits do not.
I was in this case interested in a data-driven approach, which if I'm honest has sapped nearly all fun out of taking in games for me. I get very few days/nights off during the season. One piece requires several hours of research and data entry and all tracking/analysis is done in real time and published mere moments after each game's completion, 82 times per year.
As such, the analysis portion is about 90% (I've run the numbers) creative writing with sarcasm generally indicated through italics, non-sequitur humor and hyperbole, in an attempt to steal back some of the joy this endeavor has snatched away.
Hopefully there is a little something here for everyone but if you came just for data or are averse to colorful language, this is not the place for you. I have no way of knowing how many people even read this so I'll not be affected even remotely if you choose not to indulge. For those of you who do, I greatly thank you for the support.
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