1)Blame George Karl

2)Blame Andre Miller/Corey Brewer

3)Blame George Karl for overplaying Miller & Brewer (and underplaying Javale/JHam/Fournier)

4)Blame David Stern\Marc Davis\Dan Crawford\Joey Crawford\Mark Jackson

5)Call ownership cheap for not locking up Masai and/or matching Toronto's absurdly good offer

6)Advocate tanking, advance conspiracy theories re: Josh Kroenke

7)Get blocked by Mark Kiszla on Twitter

8)Rosterbate furiously

9)Shower

10)Get fired up by late round draft picks/Summer League games

11)Renew season tickets/NBA League Pass

12) "This could be our year"

13) Repeat (changing names in #s 1-3 for next offseason)