Hate the long-ass midseason layoffs. And so, I digress into musing about trivial work-diverting minutia. Like if the New York Knicks end up sucking all year, who might the Nuggets draft? Or why can't I find more youtube clips of Todd Lichti? Or, are the top-ten alltime Nuggets assist leaders? (let me look it up).

Or, who are the Denver Dopellgangers?

If you are casting the the hoops version of Moneyball (Denver's the team), who are your first calls? I did the easy ones then got stuck. Stiff, feel free to divert yourself and fill out the roster!

• Andre Miller - Richard Pryor
• Evan Fournier - Ralph Macchio
• Manimal - Terrance Trent D'Arby