Instead of posting about 5000 comments in the rumors thread, I figured I'd make this one.
Here are your possible destinations for "King James":
New York (well, you are in Conn right now)
New Jeresy
Miami (Bosh and Wade are watching you LeBron)
Chicago (be like Mike)
Cleveland (Your hometown fans are about to have a heart attack, assuming you're leaving)
Where will he go? Why will he go? Who the hell knows.
The world is watching LeBron