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Woody Paige gets paid to write stuff.

For example, ridiculous stuff like: http://www.denverpost.com/nuggets/ci_15001097

Two of these are his actual suggestions, try to guess which one is fake:

(A) Move Melo from SF to SG

(B) Trading K-Mart/JR for Bosh. (easy!)

(C) Start Joey Graham at SF because of his excellent 3-point shooting.

(Ok, I lied, those three are actually all true.)

For fun, try to guess what Joey Graham's 3PT percentage was this season? If you are Woody Paige and just watched one quarter of Game 6 and thought it was obviously over 40% you would be wrong. Very, very wrong.(Correct answer: 15.4%), he's shot approximately 33.3% for his career. Of his 1202 attempted shots in the last 3 seasons, 32 of them have been 3's.

Yes, folks, this guy gets paid money to write professionally for sports.

Write respectfully of your SB Nation community and yourself.