It's the offseason and there isn't much to do besides debate about which players the nuggets should or should not acquire (it's still no on Rasheed Wallace, btw). Fairly tedious at times. So, I'm bored and thought I'd throw something different at you.

Formerly I went by KarlSucks, promising to change only when Karls coaching improved or the team fired him. No need to go back into that argument here. When he got cancer, I changed to CancerSucks temporarily. With the cancer, I have no desire to go back to KarlSucks, although my opinion remains that he needs to make some substantial changes in his coaching if the nuggets are ever going to win a title with him as coach.

I'm looking for fun, funny, irreverant, positive suggestions for a new screen name. I live in Grand Lake, so references to snow and cold are appropriate. I'm originally from Virginia and moved to CO in 1998, so transplant references are okay. I've played a lot of volleyball and a fair amount of basketball. And in basketball I am extremely right handed. Can't take more than one dribble with the left, and even then I have to look at the ball.

Anyway, perhaps a little fun for the offseason. Perhaps not...Best suggestion wins my undying gratitude and the knowledge that they are just a little better than everyone else on the board!